The Spoony Experiment2008

The Spoony One:
But there's just something about this game, something irrational, something instinctive that whenever I see this guy I just wanna punch this motherf***er! This sissy, shorts-wearing, f***ing fat-faced Leonardo Di Caprio-looking jackoff! F*** this guy! F*** him in his leather lederhosen! I hate his f***ing faggy Meg Ryan hair! I hate his smug, f***ing hideous Arch Hall, Jr. face! I hate his stupid, girly, banana-colored half-vest! I hate his stupid, squeaky, nasal f***ing voice! And every f***ing time he opens his big f***ing mouth I just wanna stab him in the throat with an ice pick just to watch him die! I HATE HIM! I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS GAME! [screams like a maniac]