The State1993

Barry Toink:
[barges into the girls bathroom] Hello, ladies. Como esta?

Cheerleaders:
Hi Barry!

Barry Toink:
Endless apologies for the sudden entry but I find myself neck-deep in crisis. What do you call a guy who CAN'T KEEP HIS FACE OUT OF BOOKS? [he inhales and exhales] Temper check. Okay. One who loves to read is called a...?

Cheerleader #1:
God, that's such a good question.

Cheerleader #2 (Marcy):
I know this. That's a really good question and I totally know this.

Barry Toink:
Nothing? Nothing? Do we have it? Are we there? Do we have it? Are we locked on? Envelope please - and the winner is...?

Cheerleader #3:
I don't know. [to Cheerleader #2] Do you know, Marcy?

Cheerleader #2 (Marcy):
I don't know, Barry, like, "philosopher"?

Barry Toink:
Silver medal try, but no. Adiosay, ladies. I must seek knowledge and its bastard son, truth. [exits the bathroom]

Cheerleaders:
Bye, Barry!

Cheerleader #2 (Marcy):
See you later, maybe?