The Sugarcube Critic2013

Pinkie Pie:
Surprise!

The Sugarcube Critic:
Wait a minute. That pink pony is from all those My Little Pony memes. Huh! Let's see if she's actually funny.

Pinkie Pie:
Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you? Were you? Huh? Huh? Huh? [cut] That's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh! Boring! You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, "Hello!," as I was all, "Gasp!" Remember? You see, I never saw you before and I...

The Sugarcube Critic:
[ears plugged and eyes closed] Okay, okay, that's enough! It might have been only fourteen seconds, but... that's enough!

The Sugarcube Critic:
[pauses, then slouches in chair]

The Sugarcube Critic:
I hate this character. Actually, actually let me rephrase that. I hate this character... in Season One.