The Thin Blue Line1995

[Sergent Patricia Dawkins nearly cast as tomahawk in Peter Pan panto last year]

Inspector Raymond C. Fowler:
You'll be a wonderful red indian maid.

Sergent Patricia Dawkins:
That's silly little costume, my thigh's too fat.

Inspector Raymond C. Fowler:
What an absurd thing for you to say.

Sergent Patricia Dawkins:
You're saying that just to be nice.

Inspector Raymond C. Fowler:
No, I'm sure there's a number of red indians have fat thighs.