The Thin Blue Line1995

Det. Insp. Derek Grim:
[referring to Terry the Tank] Listen! The bloke is laughing at the law. If you're not careful, division'll hand it over and we'll have the flying squad back.

Insp. Raymond C. Fowler:
You really think so?

Det. Insp. Derek Grim:
Of course we will if all we're doing is fannying about!

Insp. Raymond C. Fowler:
I don't care much for the flying squad I must say. You know the last time they were here, one of them left chewing gum under my desk! I mean what sort of mentality! The state of the lavatories! It was almost as if they were aiming for the floor! These men are trained marksman for heavens sake!

Insp. Raymond C. Fowler:
All I can say is, if you're ever cornered by one, head for the gents and hide in the urinal because they're uncapable of hitting it!