The Tick2001

Fiery Blaze:
So, eh... What does Arthur do?

The Tick:
He flies, once in a while. Mostly he yells, like when I leave the cap off the toothpaste.

Fiery Blaze:
Wow, there... Hey, that's no good for you, man. You're the superhero! You gotta keep your head clear to wage war against the wicked. Sidekicks are supposed to put the cap back on the toothpaste.

The Tick:
I hear that!

Fiery Blaze:
Hey, you're the starplayer on this team. He's supposed to take care of the little stuff - bills, laundry, sending out Christmas cards.

The Tick:
Go tell it on the mountain!

Fiery Blaze:
Dude... I'm *on* the mountain!