The Twilight Zone1959

Roger Shackleforth:
Professor, I am going out of my ever-loving mind. I can't stand it anymore!

Professor A. Daemon:
Naturally.

Roger Shackleforth:
Is there such a thing as being loved too much? Isn't there some way we can just quiet it down a little?

Professor A. Daemon:
No.

Roger Shackleforth:
Well, isn't there some potion that will transfer a little of this love to someone else? Like a nice cocker spaniel?

Professor A. Daemon:
Not a chance. She's yours.

Roger Shackleforth:
But she's so nice to me! She's so very good!

Professor A. Daemon:
I know. 'The glove cleaner' is the only way.