The Twilight Zone1959

Mr. Halpert:
Well, where is it?

Salvadore Ross:
What?

Mr. Halpert:
This wonderful item that I'm supposed to purchase.

Salvadore Ross:
Well you're lookin' at it.

Mr. Halpert:
I'm looking at it?

Salvadore Ross:
Yeah, it's... it's youth. That's what I wanna sell you.

Mr. Halpert:
Youth that comes in bottles? [pushing him out] Come on, get out of here.

Salvadore Ross:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Look, I read in the paper that you're 72 years old, right? I'm 26. Now what would you give to be 26 years old again, hmm?

Mr. Halpert:
I think you're the kookiest kid they ever turned loose on the street.