The Twilight Zone1985

Peter Jay Novins:
[to his alter-ego on the other end of the phone] It's just that - ev-everybody deserves to go on living.

Peter Jay Novins:
Oh, God. Spare me the philosophy, will you, Novins? You don't believe that for a second; you're a misanthrope, you hate people.

Peter Jay Novins:
Not true. I just hate some of the things people do. Like guys who put "Save the Whale" bumper-stickers on their cars and then buy their wives fur coats.

Peter Jay Novins:
Hypocrite. You have the gall to complain about that when you took on that Cumberland account?

Peter Jay Novins:
That's another thing entirely!

Peter Jay Novins:
Sure it is. You know damn well Cumberland is gonna strip mine the guts out of that county, and they'll get away with it... with that publicity campaign *you* dreamed up. Great PR man, Novins, but you got the ethics of a weasel!

Peter Jay Novins:
For God's sake, what was I supposed to do? I have to make a living, don't I? If I didn't do it someone else would've. I suppose you would've turned it down.

Peter Jay Novins:
That's exactly what I did, old buddy. I called them this morning and told them to stuff that account up their noses.