The Two Ronnies1971

Ronnie Barker:
I say, Humphrey.

Ronnie Corbett:
What is it, Godfrey?

Ronnie Barker:
Who was that terrible woman you were with today?

Ronnie Corbett:
That was my sister.

Ronnie Barker:
Oh, yes! Of course! I should have noticed the resemblance. Just got married, hasn't she?

Ronnie Corbett:
Yes. Yes. And do you know, she's married a man who, invariably, people take an instant dislike to.

Ronnie Barker:
Oh? Why is that, do you think?

Ronnie Corbett:
It saves time. She's just moved to Cheltenham. She loves Cheltenham. She says, in Cheltenham, breeding is everything.

Ronnie Barker:
Yes, well, we enjoy it in Kensington as well, but we're not fanatical about it.

Ronnie Corbett:
Funny thing is, though, although he's a bully, an idler and a drunk, she intends to have seventeen children by him.

Ronnie Barker:
Good grief! Why on earth would she want to do that?

Ronnie Corbett:
She says she's hoping to lose him in the crowd.