The Vampire Diaries2009

Rebekah:
[about to interrogate Elena, Stefan, and Caroline] Class is in session. You've all been compelled, you know the rules. Answer my questions honestly. No disobedience, no one leaves. April, my sweet, take notes. This is how you get answers in this town. Let's start with a little quiz. In the year 1114, my brother learned, thanks to yours truly, about about a brotherhood of vampire hunters with tattoos that grew with each kill. These tattoos revealed what, Elena?

Elena Gilbert:
A map.

Rebekah:
Which lead to, Caroline?

Caroline Forbes:
A cure for vampirism.

Rebekah:
Perfect. So, we're all caught up. Stefan Salvatore, the last time we saw each other, you had a vampire hunter, but in order to decode the map, you needed the location of the hunter's sword, which you got out of me using some very dirty tricks. Assuming you'd found the sword, you'd also have the cure, and yet you're all still vampires. Which means something went wrong. [to April] What are you doing?

April Young:
Oh, you asked me to take notes.

Rebekah:
I wasn't being literal, darling. But now that you mention it, a flow chart would be nice. Which means index cards and pushpins. Go and fetch.