The Vampire Diaries2009

Damon Salvatore:
How were tryouts? You make the team? Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul with so many... adjectives.

Stefan Salvatore:
What are you doing here?

Damon Salvatore:
I've come to apologize. I've been doing some thinking, some soul searching and I want us to start over. We need to put the past behind us. You're my little brother, and if you wanna live a normal happy human life, then I want that for you. Maybe I can do it too, that I can learn to be a non-living, living person. Maybe there's hope for both of us.

[He laughs after a pause]

Stefan Salvatore:
You know it doesn't have to be this way Damon

Damon Salvatore:
Course it doesn't. I saw Elena today, BTW - that means by the way. She was at cheerleading practice, she looked so perky in her little short shorts. Simmer down, I didn't go near her. I've got my own cheerleader now. Oh, that reminds me I've gotta run, got a date. Sweaty palms, wish me luck.