The Vampire Diaries2009

Damon Salvatore:
I got the town off our back, it was for the greater good, but I'm sorry. And to prove it, I'm not going to feed on a human for at least a... week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing but feathers.

Stefan Salvatore:
Because I realize killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet, somehow it's worthy of humor.

Damon Salvatore:
Are you mimicking me?

Damon Salvatore:
And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead brooding. This is fun, I like this.

Stefan Salvatore:
Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire-haters if off our back, I can go back to my routine of "how can I destroy Stefan's life this week?"

Stefan Salvatore:
And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead brooding. This is fun, I like this.

Stefan Salvatore:
And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.

Damon Salvatore:
Yeah... I'm done.