The Vampire Diaries2009

Damon Salvatore:
[about Pearl] She's gonna help me get Katherine back.

Elena Gilbert:
Of course she is. Damon gets what he wants, as usual, no matter who he hurts in the process.

Damon Salvatore:
You don't have to be snarky about it.

Elena Gilbert:
I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky.

Damon Salvatore:
How long are you going to blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?

Elena Gilbert:
I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.

Damon Salvatore:
[sarcastic] Ouch.