The Vampire Diaries2009

Elena Gilbert:
Are you sure that you're okay with this?

Bonnie Bennett:
If I could spell you out of wanting blood, I would, but I can't, so better you learn this now than at freshman orientation.

Elena Gilbert:
Something tells me that college isn't in my future anymore.

Damon Salvatore:
Oh, stop with the pity party. If I can go to college, you can go to college.

Bonnie Bennett:
You went to college?

Damon Salvatore:
Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.

Bonnie Bennett:
You're disgusting.

Damon Salvatore:
[whispers] I know.