The Vice Guide to Travel2006

Gavin McInnes:
You know, the story is that they'd have barber shops and the barber shops started competing, so then they'd have massages at barber shops. Then the massages lead to prostitution, and then people didn't really care about a hair-cut anymore. They still have, I don't know why, all the barber chairs sitting there.

David Cross:
I think it's a really good business plan, and I wish more businesses would adopt it - like libraries, banks, convenience marts...