The War at Home2005

Dylan:
[on a date] So were you born in New York?

Kenny:
I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Dylan:
[stunned] What?

Kenny:
I'm a virgin - slow down, will ya?

Dylan:
I don't...

Kenny:
I've never been with another guy in a house all alone before, okay?

Dylan:
Kenny, just relax.

Kenny:
Hey, I'm bad at being gay. I think I'm allowed to be a LITTLE upset.

Dylan:
I've never been in this situation either, okay? This is all new to me, too.

Kenny:
Really?

Dylan:
[still alarmed] Trust me. *All* of it is new to me.

Kenny:
[sits down] So... you don't want to start having crazy sex right this second?

Dylan:
Um, no. Not really.

Kenny:
[grins] Is this a great date or what?

Dylan:
[later] So, what do you feel like doin'?

Kenny:
How about a movie? I rented Funny Girl and All About Eve.

Dylan:
Hmm. Those sound kind of... gay.

Kenny:
Yeah, they do, don't they.

Dylan:
I like Lord of the Rings.

Kenny:
I love Lord of the Rings!

Dylan:
They have the best battle sequences ever filmed.

Kenny:
Oh my God, that's exactly what Larry says!

Dylan:
I think Viggo Mortensen was born to play the part of Aragorn.

Kenny:
Larry says that too!

Dylan:
Oh yeah? Well, does Larry say that you have the most soulful eyes he's ever seen? [Kenny is speechless, and then giggles and swoons against the couch]