The West Wing1999

Officer Peter:
You walk in here, you tell me you work for the President...

Sam Seaborn:
[looks at officer's name tag] Officer Peter, we're in a certain amount of trouble tonight and the only thing I've got going for me is that you're in more trouble than we are. My name is Sam Seaborn, I work for the President and the sooner you reach the conclusion that I'm telling you the truth the better off we're all gonna be. Why don't you go get your watch commander?

[Officer Peter leaves the room. Sam turns to Toby]

Sam Seaborn:
Let me tell you something. If we'd have stayed on the Merritt parkway instead of getting off on exit 29 and going east to Greenwich, I don't think we'd have wound up in Bridgeport so many times.

Toby Ziegler:
Shut up.