The West Wing1999

Abbey Bartlet:
Where have you been all night?

Donna Moss:
Well, it's a little tough to explain, ma'am.

Abbey Bartlet:
Tougher to explain than secretly prescribing Betaseron?

Donna Moss:
It turns out I'm not an American citizen, so Secret Service wanted me to talk to INS.

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
What?

Donna Moss:
I was born in Warroad, Minnesota, only I wasn't, 'cause INS just clarified the border and it's now in Manitoba.

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
You're not an American?

Donna Moss:
Missed it by four miles.

Amy Gardner:
You seem pretty calm about it.

Donna Moss:
No, I'm very upset. I don't know the words to my national anthem. I've been throwing out Canadian pennies my whole life. I've been making fun of the Queen! We don't do that.