The West Wing1999

Sam Seaborn:
No, man, why participate in the process when you can get a job commenting on it?

Ainsley Hayes:
You think because I don't want to work here it's because I can get a better gig on Geraldo? Gosh, let's see if there could possibly be any other reason why I wouldn't want to work in this White House? This White House that feels that government is better for children than parents are. That looks at forty years of degrading and humiliating free lunches handed out in a spectacularly failed effort to level the playing field and says, 'Let's try forty more.' This White House that says of anyone that points that out to them, that they are cold and mean and racist, and then accuses Republicans of using the politics of fear. This White House that loves the Bill of Rights, all of them - except the second one.

Sam Seaborn:
This is the wrong place to talk about guns right now. I thought your column was idiotic.

Ainsley Hayes:
Imagine my surprise.