The West Wing1999

Sam Seaborn:
Listen, I can tell you are down in the dumps, but let's talk about me.

Charlie Young:
Okay.

Sam Seaborn:
If your sister is getting ready for a night out, and I said: "Deanna, you're enough to make a good dog break his leash "... Would you think I was a cad?

Charlie Young:
I'd think you were a hick.

Sam Seaborn:
Because of the sentiment or the expression?

Charlie Young:
Is it my sister?

Sam Seaborn:
Yeah.

Charlie Young:
I'd beat you up.

Sam Seaborn:
You and how many Girl Scouts?

Charlie Young:
If I could stand up...

Sam Seaborn:
But if it wasn't your sister...

Charlie Young:
Then you're fine.