The West Wing1999

President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet:
Let me ask you something. Is there a crime, which if it wasn't illegal, you'd do?

Dr. Stanley Keyworth:
I'd park anywhere I wanted to.

President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet:
Right, but you wouldn't rob a bank?

Dr. Stanley Keyworth:
No.

President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet:
Connecticut had a law prohibiting the use of contraceptives. It was written out of rage against adultery. But in the age of AIDS, don't Connecticut residents do more for the general welfare by flagrantly breaking the law?

Dr. Stanley Keyworth:
There was a law against... contraceptives?

President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet:
Yeah.

Dr. Stanley Keyworth:
Can I ask, sir, how somebody used to get caught?