The West Wing1999

[the Senior Staff are playing a pick-up basketball game with the President]

Josh Lyman:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's this?

President Josiah Bartlet:
I'm making a substitution.

Toby Ziegler:
Who is this guy?

President Josiah Bartlet:
Mr. Grant's a new member of my team.

Toby Ziegler:
A ringer, perhaps?

President Josiah Bartlet:
Mr. Grant is a federal employee.

[Mr. Grant is played by real-life NBA forward Juwan Howard]

Toby Ziegler:
You know the thing about you, Mr. President? It isn't so much that you cheat. It's how brazenly bad you are at it.

President Josiah Bartlet:
I beg your pardon?

Josh Lyman:
Toby's got a point there, sir.

President Josiah Bartlet:
When have I ever cheated?

Toby Ziegler:
Up in Florida, playing mixed doubles with me and C.J. You tried to tell us that your partner worked at the American consulate in Vienna.

President Josiah Bartlet:
And she did.

Toby Ziegler:
It was Steffi Graf, sir.

President Josiah Bartlet:
Well, I will admit that the woman bore a striking resemblance...

Toby Ziegler:
It was Steffi Graf, you crazy lunatic! You think I'm not going to recognize Steffi Graf when she's serving a tennis ball at me?