The West Wing1999

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
So, the 4-H convention.

Toby Ziegler:
We're not going.

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
I don't get it. How can you not want to see the butter cow?

Toby Ziegler:
I'm that way.

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter.

Toby Ziegler:
We're not going.

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
There's also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper which has, I swear to God, Toby...

Toby Ziegler:
Butter on the table?

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
It's got butter on the table right there between butter James and butter Peter, an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewer to recall Marcel Duchamp.

Toby Ziegler:
How do they keep it from melting?

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
How, indeed.

Nancy:
Toby, you have a phone call in the staff cabin.

Toby Ziegler:
Thank you.

Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg:
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.