The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Zach:
We wanna join the army!

Trevor:
We wanna be in a plane! And one of the planes that shoots, not one of those faggy food planes.

Sergeant:
Ok, so you want to join the Air Force Division.

Zach:
...I guess.

Sergeant:
That's where the airplanes are.

Trevor, Zach:
Ohhhh!

Trevor:
*Air* Force, *air*plane. Makes sense.

Sergeant:
Ok, so your preferred assignment would be to...

Zach:
OR, we want a gun that's so big that you can't even hold it, and it needs wheels! Ha! Awesome!

Sergeant:
Ok, well that sounds more like Infantry.

Trevor:
I wanna parachute at night into a city!

Sergeant:
Well, now, that sounds like Air Force.

Trevor:
Air Force, that sounds cool! It's like, the force of the air!

Sergeant:
You guys know that this is a serious decision that you're making...

Zach:
Seriously awesome!

Sergeant:
There's been a lot of fighting lately, with these terrorist groups...

Zach:
Yes! I wanna be a terrorist!

Trevor:
The terror of the force of the air!

Sergeant:
...No, we are against the terrorists.

Trevor:
That's right, because they double crossed us! They were double agents!

Sergeant:
No, that's not what happened...

Trevor:
My spy name is gonna be Sergeant Eagle Fort!

Zach:
And you can call me Crowbar!

Sergeant:
I think you two should put some serious thought into this.

Zach:
We've got this all planned out, baby.