The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Father:
You see boys, your mother and I have gotten to that point that a lot of married couples reach, where we've grown tired of the mundane and the routine. At this point, a lot of couples tend to have extra marital affairs.

Trevor:
[grossed out] Aw, dad...

Father:
Hey, hey, let me finish. So to avoid the pitfalls that affect so many couples, your mother and I have decided to spice up the proverbial "sack".

Trevor:
Aw, come on!

Father:
Hey, hey, hold on! So instead of cheating on your mother with another woman, I've decided to cheat on her vagina with her butthole!

Trevor, Zach, Sam:
Oh, dad!

Sam:
Be quiet!

Father:
Hey, hey, now that's called being a good dad! Everybody's happy! Your mom's happy she's not being cheated on, I'm definitely happy, and you kids are happy that you have such a happy pop! That family's all together!