The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Dave:
Hey Bill! Hey Bill! Bill!

Bill:
Hey Dave, shh!

Dave:
What's going on?

Bill:
Wendy's sleeping!

Dave:
C'mon man! Don't wake her up, c'mon, let's go! Race war!

Bill:
Race war? What do you mean?

Dave:
Didn't we always talk about wanting to do that?

Bill:
No...I don't remember that at all.

Dave:
...C'mon Bill! Race war! You can be Captain! I'm gonna be Sergeant! Oh, is that Wendy?

Bill:
Yeah, you woke her up!

Dave:
Tell her I said hey! Is she still mad at me?

Bill:
Yeah, she is.

Dave:
C'mon man, race war! Bring her! No, don't bring her. She's...what is she?

Bill:
Italian.

Dave:
Yeah, don't bring her. Hey, you wanna get her? Oh no, you like her, that's right. Well don't tell her, she might tell the Italians.

Bill:
Dude, it's the same race.

Dave:
As what?

Bill:
Us.

Dave:
What? No...we're American.

Bill:
Kind of...

Dave:
What are you?

Bill:
English.

Dave:
Oh! [holds up his bat, jokingly] That's American. [a truck drives by] There's one! C'mon Bill, I'm gonna get that guy, I'll come back!

[runs off screen, and then back on]

Dave:
He was in a truck. Couldn't get him.