The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Trevor:
It's good to see you - look at you! You look great! What, uh - what do you got there?

Zach:
Oh uh, this is a gallon of PCP.

Trevor:
A... wow! A-a gallon! That's... that's illegal, isn't it?

Zach:
It's a felony.

Trevor:
It's a *felony*! Wow, and... here you are... with it anyway! That is... wow! I didn't even know it... came in liquid form!

Zach:
Science.

Trevor:
Whoah. So, uh... do you do a lot of PCP?

Zach:
Well, got a gallon, so...

Trevor:
Right right, I guess you do... *wow*, so what do you?

Zach:
I work in an investment facility downtown. It's mostly just property acquisitions.

Trevor:
*Huh*! That sounds *successful*!

Zach:
What do you do?

Trevor:
Oh, uh... I work at the Binko's.

Zach:
I don't know what Binko's is.

Trevor:
It's a - an office supply store type thing.

Zach:
Secretary stuff?

Trevor:
Eh, yeah... but a *gallon*! Here you are with a gallon! Wow.