The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Trevor:
Zach? Zach Cregger?

[Zach tries to remember who Trevor is]

Trevor:
Trevor...

Zach:
Trevor Moore!

Trevor:
Yeah!

Zach:
I haven't seen you in 7...

Trevor:
...8 years! Since senior year at Brown! So, look at you! You look fantastic! What's that you've got there?

Zach:
This is a gallon of PCP.

Trevor:
.....wh...wow! A...a gallon?

Zach:
Yeah.

Trevor:
...That's illegal, right?

Zach:
Yeah, it's a felony.

Trevor:
A - a felony! Wow. And, here you are with it anyway. That's...so...wow...I, uh, I didn't even know PCP came in liquid form.

Zach:
Science.

Trevor:
Whoa. So..uh...do you, uh, do a lot of PCP?

Zach:
Got a gallon..

Trevor:
Right...wow...so...what do you do?

Zach:
I work at this investment firm downtown, it's mostly property acquisitions, stuff like that.

Trevor:
[surprised] That sounds...successful..

Zach:
What do you do?

Trevor:
Oh, I work down at the Binko's.

Zach:
I don't know what Binko's is...

Trevor:
It's an office supply store.

Zach:
Secretary stuff?

Trevor:
Eh...but, uh...but a gallon!