The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Kevin:
Mommy! Daddy! Look what I drew! [holds up a picture of a penis]

Stephen:
Whoa! Kevin! Buddy! What is this here?

Kevin:
I drew it myself!

Stephen:
Uhh...Debra? Do you wanna come take a look at this?

Debra:
Stephen, our guests are about to arrive! I have a cheese plate to arrange, I do not have time... [sees the picture] Kevin! Why did you draw that?

Kevin:
His name is Saggy Sammy!

Debra:
Kevin, who taught you this?

Stephen:
Has the gardener been coming inside the house again, Kevin?

Kevin:
It's an elephant!

Debra:
Oh, thank Christ!

Stephen:
Oh! I see. Ok, yeah, those are like his...that's his face...

Kevin:
His ears!

Debra:
Well, Kevin, it's very good! Can I keep this? I want to keep this upstairs in my desk, because of...how good it is...

Kevin:
Put it on the refrigerator!

Stephen:
...Oh, Kevin, I don't think that's a good idea, because...uh...what if...uh...what if it fell down?

Debra:
Or what if, at the party, it got stolen by one of the guests?

Stephen:
Or the gardener!

Kevin:
But I drew it for the party!

Stephen:
Well...he made it for the party. Um...I suppose the supportive thing would be to put it on...

Debra:
But, Stephen it does look like...so many things...

Stephen:
Tell you what, sport, why don't you go ahead and write 'Elephant' really big on the top of it, and we'll put it on the fridge.

Kevin:
Ok! I also drew a fairy castle for the door!

Debra:
Oh, a fairy castle! Ok, that sounds great!

Kevin:
Here it is! [holds up a picture of a naked woman]

Debra:
...Kevin, go to your f***ing room.