The X Files1993

Morris Fletcher:
You.re the Lone Gunmen, aren't you? You guys are my heroes. I mean look at the crap you print.

Byers:
We uncover the truth.

Morris Fletcher:
The truth? That's what's so great about you monkeys. Not only do you believe the horse pucky we create, you broadcast it as well. I mean look at this!

[headline reads:
"Saddam testing mandroid army in Iraqi desert."]

Morris Fletcher:
There is no Saddam Hussein. This guy's name is John Gillnitz, we found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa. Did a mean "King and I." Plays good ethnics.

Ringo Langly:
You.re to say that Saddam Hussein is a government plant?

Morris Fletcher:
I'm saying I invented the guy. We set him up in '79. He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction. Ah... if you boys only knew how many of your stories I dreamed up while on the pot.