Big Man on Campus1989

Dr. Webster:
Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Judy Finkel!

Dr. Webster:
Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Okay!

Dr. Webster:
No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
William F. Buckley!

Dr. Webster:
There already is a William F. Buckley.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Okay! William G. Buckley!

Dr. Webster:
I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga:
Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?

Dr. Webster:
I doubt it!