The Young Ones1982

Vyvyan:
I still don't see why we had to dig the grave... and carry the coffin, and... and everything else.

Neil:
Well we're actually the ones who're responsible for his being in this position in the first place.

Vyvyan:
Liberal.

Rick:
Well you should've heard me and the undertakers Michael.

[laughs]

Rick:
We made up all these fabulous jokes about the undertaker coming 'round to measure my "stiffie."

Neil:
Well, I thought we oughta have some sort of, like, floral tribute, but all I could find was this carrot; so I borrowed Rick's Biro...

Rick:
You rented it, Neil, you rented it, and you still haven't paid.

Neil:
Yeah, yeah. And I wrote something; "Sorry about everything being a bit of a bummer, you know, what with you dying and all. Still, things could've been worse; You could've been me, and ended-up having a really bad time all the time", signed, "Neil".

Mike:
That's very touching, Neil.