The Young Ones1982

Vyvyan:
Well, what about Babycham? One glass of that and I'm anybody's!

Rick:
Then it's a bit of a pity that absolutely nobody wants you then, isn't it?

Vyvyan:
Rick, shut up, or I'll tell everybody in this room that you've got an iron-on cartoon worm on the front of your Y-fronts that says 'Girl-bait'!

Rick:
[Uncomfortably] Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts, have you Vyvyan? I suppose you *fancy* me, is that it?

Vyvyan:
[Acting] Yes! As a matter of fact, I do Rick! I really, really fancy you, and I want to give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!

Rick:
[Creeped out] Ugh! Ugh, Mike, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! Ugh! Ugh, he says he wants to kiss my bottom!

Vyvyan:
Oh! Did I say 'kiss you on the bottom'? Oh, beg my pardon. I meant to say: 'Stick a pick-axe through your spinal column!'