Third Watch1999

Officer Faith Yokas:
Me being happy creeps you out?

Officer Maurice Boscorelli:
A little bit.

Officer Faith Yokas:
Well, it's a good thing you're not going to see me over the next three days, 'cause I'm going to be really, really happy, because Fred and I are alone.

Officer Maurice Boscorelli:
Don't remind me. Fred and Faith's freakfest is on.

Officer Faith Yokas:
What are you doing over the next three days?

Officer Maurice Boscorelli:
Oh, I don't know. I thought I'd take the first two to burn the visuals of you two having sex right out of my mind and then, I don't know.

Officer Faith Yokas:
So I was thinking, if I take the light bulb out, we can do it on the fire escape.

[pause]

Officer Maurice Boscorelli:
[holding back his disgust] Why do you have to do that? Hmm?

Officer Faith Yokas:
Because if I leave the light bulb in, the neighbors might see us.

Officer Maurice Boscorelli:
No, why do you have to tell me about it?

Officer Faith Yokas:
Because I love that face that you make.

Officer Maurice Boscorelli:
I don't make a face.

Officer Faith Yokas:
So, you know what I'm thinking? Think I'd end up with, like, fire-escape lines on my ass if we did it on the fire escape?

[Bosco sighs, and a look of disgust appears on his face]

Officer Faith Yokas:
There's the face.