Todd's Pop Song Reviews2009

Todd in the Shadows:
Is this just a really well-disguised Weird Al song? Because if it is, then I think the guy might be able to sue for plagiarism. I mean, he certainly wouldn't be able to parody it. I mean, what in the world would he be able to do with it? Or maybe this stems from Justin's work with the "Saturday Night Live" guys. I mean, certainly this song has more in common with "Dick in a Box" than it does with the average pop song. Maybe Justin pitched this song to them, but had to record it on his own because the guys who wrote "Jizz in My Pants" thought it was too stupid. OR maybe this all comes back to McDonalds' "I'm lovin' it" campaign. In case you didn't know, "I'm Lovin' It" was originally a Justin Timberlake song, so maybe he recording this new song so he can sell it to another fast food company. Although in that case, maybe he should've written something a little less sexual. [sings to tune of McDonald's jingle] Ba-da-bop-ba-baa, I'm humpin' it. Or, then again, maybe the simple fact is that we've all gotten so goddamn fat that even our sex jams are about food now! Not even sexy food - fast food! This song is targeted to the kind of person who's turned on by the thought of fry grease and mayonnaise!