Todd's Pop Song Reviews2009

Todd in the Shadows:
Now if you were going to guess which of their songs I don't like, judging by the rest of this list you'd probably pick the slow adult-contemporary ballad "In Too Deep". But you know what? I think I actually like "In Too Deep". In fact, I think it's the most moving pop song of the 1980s. It's about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.

Patrick Bateman:
[from "American Psycho"] Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your a**hole.

Todd in the Shadows:
No, instead of the dull easy-listening piece, I went with the edgy, angry single. What kind of critic am I? I'll tell you what kind of critic - the kind that hates "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" by Genesis. This song is apparently about drug addiction, and if they intended to make a song that sounded as appealing as heroin withdrawal, they succeeded.