Top Gear2002

[the boys are about to drive the infamous Death Road. James is afraid of heights]

James:
You know that, "you drive into the back of my car and it's very funny" joke?

Jeremy:
Oh, you want me to drive into the back of you?

James:
No. I'll cut your *beep* head off. You will need a beep there, BBC2.

[Later, Jeremy accidentally runs into the back of James's car. James approaches Jeremy while carrying a very large machete]

James:
I was perfectly *beep* straight with you about this, and now you're going to get machete'd to death!

Richard:
James is killing Jeremy. Things are going well!