Torchwood2006

Gwen Cooper:
Amanda Burton here has just finished the postmortem.

Owen Harper:
Okay, I can explain.

Gwen Cooper:
[cutting Owen off] As you may remember, Owen said said this was a woman killed by a single gunshot.

Owen Harper:
I'd have been there in like a minute.

Gwen Cooper:
Since then he has had to tweak some of his initial conclusions. The first being that this is not, in fact, a woman, but a man!

Owen Harper:
A young man. A very girly man!

Gwen Cooper:
But still, ultimately, a man. Then there was the cause of death. Owen said, GSW. [makes a buzzer sound] The correct answer was...

Owen Harper:
Unidentified trauma, but...

Toshiko Sato:
Unidentified trauma?

Gwen Cooper:
You see it in RTAs, when something like a post or steering column goes into the body at high velocity. However, the one thing that could be ruled out was...

Owen Harper:
[sighing heavily] Gunshot wound.

Gwen Cooper:
[smacking the railing with delight] Gunshot wound! So tell me, was there any part of your prognosis that was correct?

Owen Harper:
I got that it was a... skeleton.

Gwen Cooper:
[pointing dramatically] Yes you did! Yes you did!

Owen Harper:
[as Tosh and Jack walk away] You've just passed the point of no return.

Gwen Cooper:
[talking over Owen] Where did you train? Where did you train?

Owen Harper:
I trained at...

Gwen Cooper:
Did you train?

Owen Harper:
Look...

Gwen Cooper:
[off-screen as Jack and Tosh enter another room] Absolutely useless.