Tour of Duty1987

Pvt. Marcus Taylor:
[Bravo company is taking abreak while out in the bush on patrol. Taylor is cleaning his feet] Man, my whole body turnin' into one big fungus - my 'hind, my knees, my armpits, my crotch. Stuff's still spreading, gonna turn me all green.

SP4 Marvin Johnson:
Well look at it like this, Marcus, at least there's less prejudice against green people back in the world.

Pvt. Marcus Taylor:
Man, I got 45 days and a wake up. I can't go home, my skin flakin' off me, smelling like I been dead for two weeks!

SP4 Marvin Johnson:
Ain't anybody gonna know you anyway.

Pvt. Marcus Taylor:
[Scoffs] Those girls back home dying there wanting for me. Coz I'm the trash talker, the woman stalker, the booty shaker and the baby maker.

Sgt. Clayton 'Zeke' Anderson:
[Johnson rolls his eyes; Zeke walks over and sits behind Taylor] Well now, well now, just makes my heart leap with joy to hear another poet celebrating another morning in the bush.

Pvt. Marcus Taylor:
Glad somebody's happy.

Sgt. Clayton 'Zeke' Anderson:
Well, tell you what Taylor - I'm cold, I'm wet, I'm hungry, I'm tried, dirty and I stink! That's everything a good rifleman lives for, hey Johnson... [Johnson smiles]

Pvt. Marcus Taylor:
You forgot ugly...

Sgt. Clayton 'Zeke' Anderson:
Zeke: No I didn't [grins mischievously] [Taylor turns his head to Zeke and looks worried; Johnson laughs] Zeke: You guys ready to move your tails down the trail?... Zeke: Since you're so glib all this morning, I'm gonna let you take point.