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Kate Harrison:
So, um, where are we at with the sexting?

Warren Harrison:
Oh, no. No. No. It's pronounced *text*ing.

Kate Harrison:
Did she write back?

Warren Harrison:
She did. She said, "My brain is fried. Want to study together?" I think I'm just going to reply, "No", cause I usually do all my studying on the bus.

Kate Harrison:
Warren, she's basically asking you for a date.

Warren Harrison:
[stammers] A date?

Kate Harrison:
Yeah!

Warren Harrison:
So I'll reply, "Come to my house, right now so we can start dating. My address is one, two, two..."

Kate Harrison:
No. No. No. No. No. Okay, listen, this is what you do. You text, "My brain is fried, too. Come by T-M-R-W and we'll kick some math ass". With dollar signs for the esses.