True Blood2008

Sookie Stackhouse:
Why aren't you takin' this seriously, Kenya? My boyfriend has been kidnapped.

Deputy Kenya Jones:
It's Deputy Jones and I'd appreciate you addressing me as such. How how long were you in the bathroom?

Sookie Stackhouse:
No more than a minute or two.

Deputy Kenya Jones:
Was it one minute or two?

Sookie Stackhouse:
What difference does it make when every second you spend questioning me, these bastards are getting further away!

Deputy Kenya Jones:
What if there were no bastards? What if, while you were in the bathroom for a minute or two, your vampire friend realized he didn't want to be humiliated any more and took off?

Sookie Stackhouse:
Well than, how do you explain the turned over table inside? Because to me that looks like evidence of a struggle.

Deputy Kenya Jones:
To me, it looks like a man lost his temper... and with good reason.