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Magister:
Trouble abounds in your fair state.

Eric Northman:
Tell me.

Magister:
It would seem your idyllic little home is competing to become the V capital of the world.

Queen Sophie Anne:
Can you believe it? I am so embarrassed. Naturally I told the Magister that you were the only vampire in my kingdom that I could trust with this.

Eric Northman:
Anything I can do to be of service.

Magister:
Our blood is sacred. Wasting it on any thing but procreation is blasphemy.

Queen Sophie Anne:
Madness.

Eric Northman:
Desecration.

Magister:
Have you noticed an uptake is users in your neck of the woods? Maybe even here in your club?

Eric Northman:
I haven't. No.

Magister:
See that surpises me. Because every other sheriff to whom I have spoken to has. The amounts are so great in fact, we can only assume a vampire is responsible.

Queen Sophie Anne:
An act of self loathing so shameful that who ever is responsible should fall on his own stake.

Eric Northman:
Respectfully, Magister, I'm not sure I follow your logic.

Magister:
If your average run-of-the-mill drainers were behind this, it would stand to reason that said drainers would need vampires to drain; which means there would be missing vampires and plenty of them... How many vampires have gone missing in your area?

Eric Northman:
None, magister.

Magister:
So now, do you follow my logic.

Eric Northman:
I do, and I will look into the matter.

Magister:
Good, and I will expect results.