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Sookie Stackhouse:
[after pulling him outside of Merlottes] You know my friend who works here, Dawn? Some one killed her last night.

Bill Compton:
How?

Sookie Stackhouse:
Say you're sorry.

Bill Compton:
Excuse me?

Sookie Stackhouse:
You wanna learn to fit in with people, you gotta say you're sorry. You don't even have to mean it. Lord knows they don't most the time.

Bill Compton:
[trying] I am sorry.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Thank you. Anyway, I'm the one who found her. Strangled. Cops think it was my brother.

Bill Compton:
Was it?

Sookie Stackhouse:
No, he's not capable of it.

Bill Compton:
I've been around long enough to know just about anyone is capable of just about anything.

Sookie Stackhouse:
He didn't do it. So I've been listenin' in on peoples' thoughts, hopin' I might hear somethin' to clear him and apparently there's this vampire bar where Maudette and Dawn use to hang out at in Shreeveport. You know it?

Bill Compton:
Fangtasia.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Fang-tasia?

Bill Compton:
You have to remember that most vampires are very old. Puns used to be the highest form of humor.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Well I was thinkin' if I went there, I could do some sniffin' around. You think maybe you could take me?

Bill Compton:
[smiling slightly] How 'bout tonight?

Sookie Stackhouse:
The sooner the better. I just gotta tell Sam I'm leaving and run home and change.

Bill Compton:
Meet you there.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Thank you. Bill, I'm asking you this as a friend, okay? This is not a date.

Bill Compton:
Fine.

Sookie Stackhouse:
It's not a date. I'm serious.

Bill Compton:
[still smiling] As am I.