True Blood2008

Jason:
[really worried] I think I might'a OD'd.

Tara Thornton:
Oh, my God. On what?

Jason:
V.

Tara Thornton:
You're doin' V now?

Jason:
It was my first time.

Tara Thornton:
Where on earth did you come across V in this town?

Jason:
Lafayette.

Tara Thornton:
My cousin is dealin' vampire blood now? God damn idiot. Well, at least that explains why I walked in on you dancin' around in that Laura Bush mask yesterday, 'cause I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some f***ed up sh*t! All right, let me see it.

Jason:
Huh?

Tara Thornton:
How long have you had the erection?

Jason:
Well, how do you know?

Tara Thornton:
Um, I read. You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!