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Jason Stackhouse:
Why ain't you never liked me, Andy? Was it because of how much p*ssy I get?

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
No.

Jason Stackhouse:
'Cause I ain't never taken any p*ssy away from you. There is more than enough p*ssy to go around.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
It ain't about p*ssy! I just think you've had everything to easy.

Jason Stackhouse:
What have I ever had that was easy?

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
You were all-state quarter back.

Jason Stackhouse:
You think that was easy? I'm startin' to have knee issues and I ain't even thirty yet. What else?

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
Well yeah, women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything.

Jason Stackhouse:
Yeah well, actually I do. I work out like a mother-f***er and I watch a lotta porn to learn stuff. What else?... My best friend killed my grandma and my girlfriend. I come from no money. My momma and daddy died when I was eleven.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
So did mine!

Jason Stackhouse:
Your daddy died in Vietnam, but your momma ran off with some yankee race car driver. You may hate me, Andy Bellefleur. You may think you're better than me and maybe you are. But you and me are the ones who have received the callin' to save this town! So obviously God wants us to bury the hatchet.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
[understanding] It's all up to us, aint' it?

Jason Stackhouse:
It is and we can't f*** it up.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
[certain] We won't f*** it up.

Jason Stackhouse:
This town might be full of crazy rednecks and dumb-asses, but they're still Americans.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
That used to mean something.

Jason Stackhouse:
It still does!