True Blood2008

Eric Northman:
So, what's it gonna be Lafayette? Would you like your leg to kill you? Or would you prefer us to do that?

Lafayette Reynolds:
I'm gonna go with plan C.

Eric Northman:
There's a plan C?

Lafayette Reynolds:
Make me a vampire.

Eric Northman:
I beg your pardon.

Lafayette Reynolds:
And you can put me to work in the bar. I'm a good dancer, you've seen it on my site. Sh*t, I'd get up there and move earth and heaven Go-Go style.

Eric Northman:
You are aware that there's a gaping whole in your leg. You're damaged goods.

Lafayette Reynolds:
Not if you turn me. I'd be as good as heaven. Look... I... I'm already a person of poor moral character... so I hit the ground running.