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Sam Merlotte:
I got no idea how we're gonna deal with a god-damned maenad.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
A mae-what?

Sam Merlotte:
Wait. You don't remember any of what I told you last night? Or were you passed out, spent the whole f***in' day in bed, sleepin' off your bender?

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
You said uh... Maryann was to blame for all this, the black bug eyes and the craziness.

Sam Merlotte:
And the people showin' up dead with their hearts cut out, in the back seat of your car.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
She did that?

Sam Merlotte:
Yeah. She killed Daphne too.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
F*** me... We got another serial killer.

Sam Merlotte:
Andy, listen to me. I don't know how to stop her. Maryann isn't human. She is a maenad. She is a supernatural creature and she is immortal. She has powers and she's not leavin' till she gets what she wants, which I think is me.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
What's she want you for?

Sam Merlotte:
I think she wants to cut out my heart while a bunch of naked people watch. All for Dionysus or Satan or some god that has horns that she wants to awaken.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
[indignant] People thought I was crazy because I thought I saw a pig!

Sam Merlotte:
Well you did see a pig and you were right. That pig is a part of all this. That pig was... was doin' some of Maryann's dirty work for her.

Detective Andy Bellefleur:
Well if what you say is true, we need to kill that b*tch!

Sam Merlotte:
She don't die. Remember?