True Blood2008

Lorena:
[walking up to Sookie] Hello there. I'm Lorena.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Nice to meet you. I'm Sookie.

Lorena:
Hmmm, yes. You're what all the fuss is about.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Excuse me?

Lorena:
Aren't you a morsel.

Sookie Stackhouse:
I'm sorry. Who are you?

Lorena:
Well, we have a mutual friend.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Bill?

Lorena:
Funny, he never mentioned you. I practically made him what he is today.

Bill Compton:
[entering the room] Lorena!

Lorena:
Oh, hello darling. I was just getting to know your plaything. You always did like to prey on the innocent.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Bill, is this your maker?

Bill Compton:
She released me years ago. She no longer has any hold over me.

Lorena:
Oh I wouldn't say that. We had two marvelous nights in your hotel room.

Sookie Stackhouse:
What?

Lorena:
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a fifty-two inch plasma screen television earlier tonight? Everyone always says they're so thin and light. But let me tell you when wielded properly, it's quite a weapon.

Sookie Stackhouse:
[to Bill] You did?

Bill Compton:
Lorena, you need to leave!

Lorena:
[to Sookie] I hope he doesn't pull the same shenanigans with you. There's no excuse for domestic violence.

Bill Compton:
What she has failed to mention is that she was holding me prisoner!

Lorena:
[almost laughing] Cha! We were catchin' up, is all.