True Blood2008

Eric Northman:
[at Fangtasia, about Jessica] She's your punishment, not mine. What am I supposed to do with her?

Jessica:
Excuse me! I can hear you, mister rude! I wanna go to the bar. I wanna be one of those dancers. I'm hungry.

Bill Compton:
She won't listen to me! It will take more time than I have to teach her obedience.

Jessica:
I don't obey anybody! Those days are over.

Eric Northman:
Can't handle one little girl, Bill? New ones can be like this. Man up, my friend. She's not even one night old.

Bill Compton:
That is not the issue!

Eric Northman:
[to Jessica] You want to stay with you maker, don't you?

Jessica:
No, he's a dick! Dick, dick, dick.

[Eric chuckles]

Jessica:
You're cute. Can I sit in your lap?

Eric Northman:
No.

Jessica:
[whining] Why? Nobody let's me have any fun. F***ers!

Eric Northman:
Sit down and shut up! Close the door.

[turning to Bill]

Eric Northman:
See, you have to be tough with them or they'll walk all over you.

Bill Compton:
I am well aware of that. But you see how she is and there are urgent matters to which I must attend!

Eric Northman:
Sookie Stackhouse? Haven't you done enough for her?

Bill Compton:
If any harm were to come to her because of my absense, you would be...

Eric Northman:
[leaning in intensely] What?

Bill Compton:
Without her helpful skills.

Jessica:
Let me out! I wanna do something bad!

Bill Compton:
I would be in your debt. I would return the favor.

Eric Northman:
Oh yes, you will. You most definitely will.